what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.
but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic
His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.
your dad should have written frozen
what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious
the future is now
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
Loki’s favorite eye shadow color:
black widow/ Чёрная вдова/ chernaya vdova/ natalia alianovna romanova/ natasha romanoff
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
i live across the street from an abandoned school and the bells still work and they ring at midnight and at noon isn’t that weird
YOU GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW FUCKING HOUSE
Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet