fortuna394: riveralwaysknew: can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins
agentbartowski: me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
lovelydyedlocks: That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
wellthisisverymuch: theheartofascientist: lizthefangirl: faithandhopex3: SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014. 20FREAKING14 WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT You guys have 7 full series, and also you have tons of Classic Who. We have SIX W H O L E...
ambiants: ambiants: what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? tequila mockingbird
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
amy-rory-melody: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS. I AM SHARING THIS WITH MY PHYSIOLOGY...
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
thescienceofjohnlock: isaisanisa: exclama-tori: isaisanisa: bennyslegs: imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin Which one? Is it not obvious? Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses: sursonica: inflammatorystatements: Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated. Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
sketchlock: attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
maybewordsmith: justplainsomething: schnickledooger: believeinprongs: Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad? “THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.” Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^ Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to...
mira-of-sassgard: ohmyloki: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts thank you
devildoll: You guys if Deucalion really is blind I would pay 5 million dollars for him to say, the first time he encounters Stiles, “And which one are you? You smell delicious.” In front of Derek.
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
waiting-for-the-tardis: Can we acknowledge how Clara had a ‘101 places to see’ book and all she ever wanted to do was see and explore hundreds of different places. By stepping into the Doctor’s timestream she got to see everything - millions of places. She managed to explore 101 places and then some.
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.